I don’t need 140 characters. I need three words; Get my book.
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world with eye patches.
Why would I ever need a celebrity endorser? I’m more famous than half of them anyways.
Be in the right place at the right time. A bookseller the day my masterpiece drops.
@TheQueen: Thx for tea today. It was lovely.
Read at a gazillianth grade level. Get your copy of “The Meeting Guru.”
Life is too short to be unsuccessful.
“Thrifty-Chic” means you don’t have to pay out the nose for the smell of genuine leather.
I don’t ever wear my heart on my sleeve. $5,000 cufflinks; now that’s a different story.
I’ve never had a frog in my throat. That’s gross.
Game-changer? More like life-changer.
Killing two birds w/ one stone is the most efficient way to do anything.
Finally, a reason to go to the library.
RT @ChristopherColumbus: If only the Guru’s book were around when I was alive...
Planning without Centergy is like throwing darts blindfolded.
My book is like a shark attack. You don’t want to be the last one on board.
My book is like fishing with dynamite in a barrel.
Let’s plan a meeting. Oh wait, I’m booked until 2022.
Nice guys don’t finish last. Nice guys who don’t read my book finish last.
I’m not saying you have to read my book, just like I’m not saying you have to be successful.
My book will make you feel like that guy who holds up the world in that statue thing.
Event planning isn't like college. You can’t skip planning and still get a B.
RT @NapoleonBonaparte: The Meeting Guru is one heck of a chess player.
Success in no way sucks.
The Meeting Guru bursts onto the event planning scene with his bestselling first book, “The Meeting Guru.”
He has held event planner positions on 6 of the 7 continents and coordinated events for some of the largest corporations in the world. At 35 he is already a seasoned veteran and is excited to share his firsthand planning knowledge with the world. He didn’t want to be an astronaut as a child;
he wanted to be a meeting planner.